HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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