She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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