...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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