Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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