ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
