Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
