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say what?
wanna hang out?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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