doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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