yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My breasts were aching with rage.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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