margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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