physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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