eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Everything about him screamed your future.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
we're making bets on your personal life
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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