I forgot how hot balto sounded
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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