you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
you had me at cake vodka
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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