So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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