Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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