He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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