I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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