I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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