how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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