well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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