You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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