Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
okay pat passed out under dana's car
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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