dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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