You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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