i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize