Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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