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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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