this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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