Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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