ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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