ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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