Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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