Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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