I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
