i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
