For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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