let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
