obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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