no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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