He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i need some magic done to my vagina
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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