That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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