Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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