I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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