i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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