have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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