I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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