Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You made out with two different species that night
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
