i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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