She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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