Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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