Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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