Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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