I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
