porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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