Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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