Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dignity is for republicans.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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