Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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