Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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